Brian Cooks it - Sausage and Broccoli

 

Sausage and Broccoli 

Prep time 00:30 min

Cost $16

Category: Main dish 

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What do you need 

1 large frying pan 

1 wheel of sausage 

2 cloves garlic

2 large heads of broccoli 

4 tablespoons of olive oil 

1 tablespoon of butter 

2 cups of water 

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And We Begin………

Sausage:

1 Place sausage on a hot grill - don't have a grill, use a frying pan. *Again we are using a wheel of sausage not the fat Italian links. I get mine from the Depot however any good market or deli should have this.

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 Long Hot Meat. Relax ladies 

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2 I like to watch the sausage and turn it often. I look for a brown link rather than black. Keep it sweating and it wont burn. Also indirect heat works better 

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 Sweaty Hot Brown sausage 

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3 cook until golden brown - I would say no more than 15 min - however i do not know what you are working with * see above 

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 This is how I keep the heat on my grill

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4 cut into 2 inch sections and set aside 

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 Dont just look at it - EAT IT 

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Broccoli:

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 Only with fear can you control the veggies 

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1 Wash your veggies - you are not a filthy person 

2 cut the broccoli into small pieces and place on the side 

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 Like a boss- Lick a piece and dont tell anyone

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3 place broccoli into a cold pan 

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 Licked one :-)

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4 Mince two cloves of garlic and place in pan 

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 If you smell the screen you can almost smell me 

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5 Add oil and butter 

6 Add 2 cups of water 

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 I Guess vodka wouldn't be to bad 

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7 place on heat until water has reduced to ⅛ of in inch ( really just looking for a very small amount of water and oil on the bottom) 

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8 mix - you want to coat all of the broccoli in the butter and oil.  Total cook time depends on your pan and source of heat. Mine normally takes around 10 min.

Mix Them Together:

1 Add cut sausage to the broccoli and cook for no more then 6 min on a medium heat. All we are trying to do is blend some flavor and steam up the susage with the remaining liquid.

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 Hot Dam this looks good 

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Yellow Rice 

Blue skies  

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 Smile, Life is amazing 

Brian